Saturday, May 16, 2009

Don't copy if you can't paste !

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

He Said:

"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock.

The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.

He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,

"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went ; "ah!" with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,

the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste !

Thursday, May 14, 2009

1st is light :P now got hope :P the rest is up to me!!!

Yes!! last few day finally realise that patience is so important!!!
when the call started, i saw a little light beam shining on my forehead...
I'm resurrected!!! appt and appt... meaning hope and hope... the result start showing out liao..

Family members, Frens, Buddies and the mountain kakis!!!!

Giving me many support and many advise when im really really down at times...

So gald to have you guys around!! ladies luck start shooting at me already :P
I cant jus sit and wait anymore :P want to beat the metal beat it when fire is hot!!! Cool!!!

planning planning many planning come in mind :P hope that it can approve then PhEEE PhEEww... liao wahahahah

this time round im going to east mountain come up again...

today was my very 1st damn day working whole day :P haha feeling tired but yet still very happy as had being idle for so many month liao :P all the sweat and "ba wu" i recieve today is so damn worth it :P

JIa you jia you jia you!!!

IM AWAKE!!!!! IM ALIVE!!!! IM NOT DEAD!!!! IM A MONSTER!!! wahHAHAHAHHAHA...
MOUNTAIN PPLE!!!! WHERE IS MY HERBAL POWER DRINK!!!
DONG FANG JIU GUI... KUAI LAI HE WO!!!!!